New Painting Drop: “Precious” – Cute, Armed, and Dangerous 🐱🔪

New Painting Drop: “Precious” – Cute, Armed, and Dangerous 🐱🔪

By Dave U ✌️❤️🎨

Let’s be real—cats are adorable little murder machines. That’s the energy behind my latest oil painting, “Precious”—an 8”x10” portrait of a kitten who’s equal parts sweet and slightly terrifying. With her big eyes, pink bow, and chef’s knife in hand, Precious embodies the perfect mix of charm and chaos. Just like every cat I’ve ever met.

The Story Behind 

Precious

These kitten paintings are a total guilty pleasure for me. There’s something hilarious and weirdly honest about painting these cute little fluffballs holding deadly weapons. Cats are snuggly one minute, and the next they’re knocking your glass off the counter just because they can.

Precious is painted in oil on a professional 8”x10” panel with bold, vibrant colors and a bright yellow background that makes her pop like she’s ready for the spotlight (or the crime scene).

Collect the Original or a Print

• 🖼 Original oil painting on 8”x10” panel – Available now
  – Comes with free shipping
  – Signed and ready to hang
• 🖨 Open edition prints – Available in the [Prints Section]
  – High-quality reproductions of Precious
  – Great for gifts, galleries, or your “weird little wall” at home

Why These Cats?

These aren’t just novelty paintings—they’re my way of celebrating the unpredictable, hilarious spirit of cats. Whether you’re a cat lover, dark humor fan, or collector of unique art, Precious is a conversation starter you’ll love having on your wall.

More Chaos Incoming 🐾

If you’re into this kind of thing, I’ve got more weapon-wielding kittens on the way. Sign up for my newsletter to get early access to new drops, behind-the-scenes looks, and art updates.

Thanks for supporting my work and embracing the weird. I have a blast making these, and I hope Precious brings a smirk to your face every time you walk by.

Warmly,

Dave U ✌️❤️🎨